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Manchester United and Liverpool FC are by far the two most successful clubs in English football history. Manchester and Liverpool are both cities in the northwest of England, and there has always been a historic rivalry, with the two clubs only heightening the competition between the Mancunians and the Scousers. Here are some of the derogatory chants they sing to each other, and if you are offended by Explicit Lyrics!!, you might want to skip this one! Enjoy!

The fans of the two clubs sometimes sing songs about the Munich plane crash and the Heysel and Hillsborough tragedies. I didn’t want to include them, and luckily these kind of songs are on their way out. I think a fierce rivalry is great, but only as long as it is based on sports and doesn’t go overboard. Here are a couple of classic chants, that people who are easily offended should maybe just skip!

Liverpool FC Chants

Go Tell It On The Mountain

The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said: F**K OFF!

Who the f**k are Man United?
Who the f**k are Man United?
Who the f**k are Man United?
And the Reds go marching on, on, on!

This Old Man (dedicated to Man Utd legend Bryan Robson)

This old man
He told me
Bryan Robson’s got VD
With a knick knack paddywhack
Give the dog a bone
Man United f**k off home

My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I’d fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
And sh** on the bastards below below
I’d sh** on the bastards below.

When The Saints Go Marching In (not the most creative lyrics)

Oh Manchester (Oh Manchester)
It’s full of sh**, it’s full of sh**
Oh Manchester is full of sh**
It’s full of sh**, sh** and more sh**
Oh Manchester is full of sh**

Daydream Believer

Cheer up Ferguson
Oh what can it be, to a
Sad Scottish b*stard, and a
Sh*te football team

Oh My Darling Clementine

Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put United on the top,
Put the toffees in the middle,
and we’ll burn the fu**ing lot

Oh My Darling Clementine

Build a brothel,
Build a brothel,
Put Wayne Rooney on the top,
Put the grannys in the middle,
and he’ll shag the f**ing lot.

Manchester United Chants

Oh Suzanna

Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Merseyside? -
Are you watching Mer-sey-side?

Do They Know It’s Christmas Time

Feed the scousers,
Let them know it’s Christmas time…
Feed the scousers,
Let them know it’s Christmas time

You’ll Never Walk Alone

Sign on, sign on, with no hope in your heart,
’cause you’ll never get a job
You’ll never get a job!
Sign on, sign on, with no hope in your heart.

He’s Only A Poor Little Scouser

He’s only a poor little scouser,
His face is all tattered and torn.
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don’t sing anymore

City Of Culture? (After Liverpool was European Capital of Culture in 2008)

The city of culture?
Are you havin’ a laugh?
City of Culture? Are you havin’ a laugh?

You Are My Sunshine

You are a scouser,
A theiving scouser,
You’re only happy, on giro day.
When your dad’s out stealing,
Your mum’s drug-dealing,
But please don’t take.. my hubcaps… away.

In Your Liverpool Slums

In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it’s a treat,
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums,
You sh*t on the carpet, you pi*s in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum’s on the game and your dad’s in the nick,
You can’t get a job ‘cos you’re too fu*ing thick,
In your Liverpool slums.